It really sucks for you that my step-dad grounded you to stay home tonight. I know you had big plans to go to that concert with your girlfriend. You really like your girlfriend a lot huh? I can tell, you look super sad about being home. I came in here to cheer you up. It sucks for me that you are my stepbrother because I am pretty much in love with you. It wouldn't be so bad if I were your... more

I don't think I'm a sex addict. I have no idea why my therapist is making me go to those stupid sex anonymous meetings. Just because I lost my last job for fucking my boss, and his boss, and the copy room guy, and his wife, who cares? It's ok to be sexual! My therapist says I engage in risky behavior. Does bringing you home from the sex meeting tonight qualify for risky behavior? I haven't... more

It's been great having this job as a nanny for your family. I can see why your wife and young ones adore you. Watching how you interact and provide for your family has me thinking of my own prospects of having a baby. I don't want to have a baby from just any guy. I want to have a baby from you. You're the most handsome man I know in addition to all the other amazing qualities you have.... more

Can you believe my boyfriend is gone after only drinking like two girly cocktails? He totally left me high and dry over here. I'm horny as fuck and not only is he taking up my whole bed with his stinky bod, I won't be getting laid by him tonight! Oh sure, you can sit there smirking at me but I've seen the skanks you bring home. Hey, our parents are out of town and I just thought of a remedy... more

Wow, you really did it! You got rid of all that thrift store furniture and bought some nice things for your place. I told you to get some upgrades here before I fucked you and you did. I'm so proud of your choices! It's super impressive to a girl when a guy looks like he has his act together. Where should we start? I think this couch needs some love and sex sweat on it so let's get naked... more